π§♂️"Blue Noodles & Eyeballs? This Ramen Is Spooky… But Delicious!" – Hokkaido-Only ZOMRAMEN by ZomBear, Perfect for Halloween π―π΅π2991
Okay, I know what you’re thinking: “A ramen with a zombie bear and blue noodles? That’s a meme.” π But no — this ZOMRAMEN by ZomBear is real, and it’s one of the most fun, spooky snacks I’ve ever seen.
It’s a Hokkaido-only limited edition instant ramen, released around Halloween, featuring cute-but-creepy zombie bears in cartoon form. The packaging looks like a horror movie poster — but instead of blood and gore, it’s full of fluorescent blue noodles, eyeball seaweed, brain-shaped toppings, and stitched-up bears with long tongues. π§♂️π
The flavor lineup is wild:
- Rich Tonkotsu (Pork Bone) → Creamy white broth, red chili flakes, and "brain-like" cubes
- Brain Flavor → Light yellow soup with soft white chunks that look like… well, brains π‘
- Curry Flavor → Deep green broth with fake eyeballs, pickled veggies, and a mysterious "zombie spice blend"
But here’s the best part: It actually tastes amazing!
Despite the terrifying appearance, the broth is rich, savory, and deeply flavorful — like a real Hokkaido ramen. The noodles are firm and chewy, and the toppings add texture without being weird. It’s not just a joke — it’s delicious. ππ₯
And yes — it’s "ripened dried noodles", so it cooks in just 3 minutes. Perfect for a quick Halloween meal or party snack. ⏱️π
I’ve used it three ways:
- At a Halloween party → Everyone screamed when they saw it, then devoured it ππ»
- For social media → “My dinner tonight: zombie apocalypse” πΈπ₯
- As a prank gift → My friend opened it, jumped, then laughed until tears came ππ
And the tagline? "PROPERTY OF THE ARMY IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" — complete with a fake website. It’s like they’re selling survival food for the end of the world. π ️π€
If you love quirky snacks, Halloween fun, or just want to eat something that feels like a cartoon come to life… grab this. Because sometimes, the scariest things are also the tastiest. ππ
